A) Me + sleeping on couch = crick in neck + Advil = Gone
B) Me + Coffee = * AWAKE *
C) June 27 + 2 months = Me leaving for Italy
D) June 27 + 3 days = Me going to Chicago!
A + B + C + D = All in all not a bad start to the day 
(And you thought I wasn’t good at math . . . 
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You’re NOT good at math. A,B,C,D aren’t exactly numbers… so what you’re doing isn’t exactly math. I suppose you could argue that it’s like number theory or something but I really doubt that’s what you’re going for.
Also, E) June 27 + 6 days= SEEING ME heeelloooooo
Crick = not using ear piece for cell phone 🙂