Currently in my possession: Garden gnome (that is not a picture of him above….that is a person similarly disguised so as not to reveal the true identity of said gnome)
Age: unknown
Height: 1.5 ft.
Hair: Mostly white
Clothing: brightly colored and closely related to circus trappings
If you have lost your gnome, please contact me immediately.
P.S. 
now = “goodtimes” in smiley code
Gazelle0206
Where did you get a gnome? And who does he belong to? And can I see it?
DreamAlice
I saw your little sister today at school!
Anyway, yes, let us lunchen or something silly. I go back the 15th m’self, so we’re good on that deadline! I’ll probably be heading out to Rome sometime next week if you want to meet for lunch or something while I’m in the ATL area of the trip…
bassman08
I think that you are exploiting this gnome Marge. And I think it needs to stop. Oh don’t deny it. I know you too well. You’re simply going to pawn this gnome off to fuel one of your many habits. Do we need to have a gnome intervention here?
bassman08
Margaret, your gnome better be ready to enter the Fortress of PAIN! You should get him booked atn a medical clinic right now because when my leprechaun is done with him, you won’t even recognize him!